Uri Geller Makes Fruit Juice from Just Water and Concentration: Public Deeply Unimpressed

TV stations across the world yesterday broadcast the attempts of the renowned psychic to create fruit juice from nothing more than water and concentration...

Major Charity to Donate 1% of All Income to Charity

The Breast Cancer Appeal announces that, in today's globalised world, it cannot isolate itself from its context, and that it has therefore decided to give 1% of all revenue to good causes. Privately, it is hoped that this move will improve the lagging charity's brand image...

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